Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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