I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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