He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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