4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
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