somebody snuck up and got me drunk
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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