Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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