u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm both gender and math confused
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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