i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Sponge bath it is.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
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