i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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