Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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