i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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