**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Mom said you looked used
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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