creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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