So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
