that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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