try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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