Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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