Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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