yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I've blown a few things in my day
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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