Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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