Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
what the fuck happened to the tacos
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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