I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
