i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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