I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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