i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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