Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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