I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
