remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Farmville is her only friend.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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