that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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