dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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