We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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