she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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