ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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