She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
