My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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