just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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