we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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