I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We talked him into tasing himself.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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