I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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