Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Randomize