She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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