it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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