that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
