Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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