Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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