Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
This girl is more easily done than said...
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
