I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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