dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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