i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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