ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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