tell your sister to shave her snatch
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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