Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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