quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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