love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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