Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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