Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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