There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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