Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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