shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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